You are selfish and greedy.
You are neurotic and unstable.
You are unrefined, an embarrassment.
You are needy, pushy and incredibly rude.
You are senile.
You behave in ways that are hardhearted, coldblooded and downright cruel.
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You are a fool. Not to be trusted.
You are disobedient and a punk.
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You are oppressive and prejudicial.
You are snooty, snobby and quite lazy.
You are bossy.
You are devious, cunning and disrespectful.