Brussel Sprouts

You are selfish and greedy.

 

Butternut Squash

You are neurotic and unstable.

 

Carrots

You are unrefined, an embarrassment.

 

Cauliflower

You are needy, pushy and incredibly rude.

 

Corn

You are senile.

 

Cranberry Sauce

You behave in ways that are hardhearted, coldblooded and downright cruel.

 

Cranberry Sauce (canned)

You are a fool. Not to be trusted.

 

Croissant/Roll/Biscuit

You are disobedient and a punk.

 

Green Beans/Green Bean Casserole

You are oppressive and prejudicial.

 

Mashed Potatoes

You are snooty, snobby and quite lazy.

 

Stuffing

You are bossy.

 

Sweet Potatoes

You are devious, cunning and disrespectful.