That’s all. I just want the old Christmas sweaters that our moms used to wear back! Everything today that is classified as an “ugly” Christmas sweater, isn’t all that ugly. It’s just like a picture of Will Ferrell as Elf, or a sweater of a Santa suit, but it’s your head on top, or one that says “Let’s Get Lit” with a menorah… These aren’t ugly. I don’t know what they are actually. Some are funny I guess? Others might be ironic? Who knows…

You want ugly? I say let’s get friggin’ ugly! The black sweater with shoulder pads that has a decorated rocking horse and little bells on them! The red cardigan that has images of a snowman and pockets only big enough to hold one Werther’s candy. The over-sized green turtleneck sweater that has snowflakes around the collar, a Nutcracker on one side and the Nativity scene on the other.